You are a real American. You’re an ex-marine and astronaut. You are America. You’re rich, you’re rapacious, you’re progress without a conscience, paving everything in its path. You’re 5% of the earth’s population, yet consuming 25% of the earth’s natural resources. You pay a lot of taxes, you do a lot of charity work–most of it is tax deductible, but your heart is in the right place. One thing’s for certain, you have impeccable taste in the booze.
“Northern Exposure” season 4 episode 21