random – Things I Like More Than People

I have a toddler that does this.

Open letter to the driver of the car behind me who leans on their horn if I don’t peel out immediately when the light turns green or into oncoming traffic:

Fuck off.

spacing is very important. posted at East Providence City Hall

Rare Disorders: a photo gallery

by Amy Achor

Ever since Harold and Maude, people have generally regarded me as an arbiter of weirdness. So, I’ll tell you what I find weird: I find

Maybe it should be more like regressing from adulthood. Or digressing from adulthood. Or ungressing from adult hood. …but i digest Leonor

I’m fine first thing in the morning. All I need is a coffee, a bath, a quick massage, a large breakfast, the newspaper, and a

therandomnessofyes: I only keep this up so I can reblog g-g. That’s ok, I still wuv you, for I, I too, have become a reblogging

Making grits. This is my only reasonable reaction to the snow. Twitter / urlgirl

(Thanks, Maggy.)

Interesting. No wait, the other thing: tedious. Futurama (via affremblequotes)

This is my ideal house.

SnūzNLūz – Wifi Donation Alarm Clock “Connects via WiFi to your online bank account, and donates YOUR real money to an organization you HATE when